The mythology of mermaid sex is as mysterious as the majestic sea-creature itself. How does one have sex with these alluring beings of the sea? We attempt to answer the love riddle out with a little help from pop culture. Can't live with 'em because they breathe underwater, duh can't figure out how to have sex with them. The human mind has been wrapped up in the eternal mermaid conundrum ever since — as legend has it — sailors tired of having sex with manatees and dugongs and began fantasizing that their sea beasts had lady parts on top. I have no idea this is true, but one night this popped up on a horrifying show called Manswers , where they were trying to answer what animal vagina is most like a human woman's, as you do.
How To Have Sex With a Mermaid
How Mermaids Make Love | Amy Sumida
The need for strong, independent local journalism is more urgent than ever. Our readers rely on our comprehensive news reporting. Please support the city we love by joining Friends of Willamette Week. It's best to refer to any half-human, half-fish being as a "merperson" until you know how they self-identify. Merpeople are very gender-fluid, but usually they fall into the categories of mermaids, mermen and male mermaids. Merpeople have genitalia similar to ours except on their front, with their anuses right above their private parts. Mermaids have vaginas, mermen have penises in sheaths, kind of like dolphins, and male mermaids have both penises and vaginas.
How Mermaids Make Love
Mermaids are one of our shared cultural obsessions. Yes, we love all mermaids, but that last one brings us to one of our biggest lingering questions about these beautiful, mysterious creatures of the sea: How do mermaids have sex? The first instance of mermaid procreation in pop culture to come to mind is Ariel, from The Little Mermaid. There has to be more to the mermaid birds and bees than that, which begs the question: How do mermaids have sex?
Mermen and women are shown with a fish tail up to their waist, leaving little room for spare parts. The obvious solution is to have them breed with eggs: the female lays them, the man does his thing after. So how do merpeople hook up when they like each other?