Twenty feet away from me, Britney Spears is pantless. Her sculpted hair makes her look like Marilyn Monroe on a date with DiMaggio, assuming they're going to Manhattan's finest pantless restaurant. She's wearing a sweater that probably costs more than my parents' house, and her white heels add five inches to her five-foot-four pantless frame. Oh, and did I mention she's pantless? She's not wearing any pants. This is a hard detail to ignore because the men who have seen a pantless Britney belong to a highly select fraternity: It's Justin Timberlake, her gynecologist, the photographer who's doing this particular photo shoot, and maybe the frontman for a third-rate rap-metal band from Jacksonville, Florida.
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From her 'Oops, I Did It Again' days to and frolicking in a bikini on a Hawaiian beach, Britney Spears has undergone a pretty impressive body and style! Just LOOK how young she is! All innocent and doe-eyed, Britney begins her music career at the tender age of just 17! Picture: Instagram. As is the way with the 90s, Britney opted for a statement pair of flared sequinned trousers. Are you telling us that you didn't own a pair? Just us then
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